January 2012
80 posts
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Anonymous asked: You're happy that your creation's in LA, instead of cuddled up to you like you made her to be?
Anonymous asked: Just trying to help a bro out. Wouldn't you rather be happy, and not worry about anyone leaving?
prototype001:
hammeroid:
Fear? I think you’re just imagining things Babe.
Well now that’s something I’ve always known. I’ve been number one forever.
And lets save the reassuring for after the brats visit.
I know, you are not afraid of anything, Sir. But I am just letting you know.
I promise that I will make it up to you.
Oh I’m sure you will Babe. And I can’t wait.
Anonymous asked: Everything's our business on tumblr. Seriously, it's obvious she adores you with or without all that program stuff, so what're you so afraid of? You don't have anything to lose- except your robot and the money it took to make her.
Anonymous asked: Why don't you just tell her how you feel? Might save you losing the people that work for you.
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001:
Please do not go away again, I have only just gotten you back. I promise that you will not have to interact with him much, and I will still sleep with you.
Hey it’ll only be for the night, Not like I wont be back later.
But you know that I do not like being without you, now that you have come home!
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prototype001 asked: While I am attempting to please you, I also found that the song accurately describes my feelings towards you.
Anonymous asked: Is it true you ship your employees to Singapore if they get too friendly with Zeke?
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001:
Please do not go away again, I have only just gotten you back. I promise that you will not have to interact with him much, and I will still sleep with you.
Hey it’ll only be for the night, Not like I wont be back later.
But you know that I do not like being without you, now that you have come home!
//accessing:physical_response:embrace
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prototype001:
Please do not go away again, I have only just gotten you back. I promise that you will not have to interact with him much, and I will still sleep with you.
Hey it’ll only be for the night, Not like I wont be back later.
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001 replied to your post: Sir, why do you not refer to me as ‘mad sexy’? Do you not find me so?
Have you? I do not recall anything in my memory banks…Ah, yes. May I ask you a favor?
Try digging a little deeper then. What’s up?
While you were away, I invited iTunes to come visit, now that he is able to he wishes to take me up...
prototype001:
//Now...
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001 replied to your post: Sir, why do you not refer to me as ‘mad sexy’? Do you not find me so?
Have you? I do not recall anything in my memory banks…Ah, yes. May I ask you a favor?
Try digging a little deeper then. What’s up?
While you were away, I invited iTunes to come visit, now that he is able to he wishes to take me up on my offer- I know how you...
prototype001 replied to your post: Sir, why do you not refer to me as ‘mad sexy’? Do you not find me so?
Have you? I do not recall anything in my memory banks…Ah, yes. May I ask you a favor?
Try digging a little deeper then. What’s up?
prototype001 asked: Sir, why do you not refer to me as 'mad sexy'? Do you not find me so?
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Anonymous asked: As a baby, you loved Justine, but when she grew up to defy who her family was - you guys pulled apart, but you guys never got along anyway.
prototype001 replied to your post: ZEKE’s modeled after someone who is/was very important to you.
Sir? I believe now is the time to discuss this matter with me.
Oh look at the time, better get that paperwork done. Look how time flies.
i-tunes replied to your post: After ZEKE started liking iTunes, you uninstalled or destroyed every apple product in your house.
YOU DIDN’T. NO. FUCK YOU! Go suck on a Windows phone.
Who says I even had one of those pieces of junk anyway? Hammer tech is the only way I roll, If I didn’t build it I don’t trust it. Besides phones that are on the market are so limiting.
Anonymous asked: The position you like best is the one where you never see a girl's face.
Anonymous asked: ZEKE's modeled after someone who is/was very important to you.
Anonymous asked: You almost never work without a sucker in your mouth, most likely it's a habit that keeps you from grinding your teeth because you work with such idiots. But also you really like candy.
Anonymous asked: After ZEKE started liking iTunes, you uninstalled or destroyed every apple product in your house.
prototype001 asked: You secretly do love my cats. In fact, I am certain that you allow them to keep you company while you are in your office.
Anonymous asked: That Iron Man doll wasn't actually your nephew's, it was yours.
Anonymous asked: You don't know what you're more afraid of; commitment or losing ZEKE to someone who shows her proper affection.
Anonymous asked: No morning is complete for you without grooving around the kitchen, often while doing something related to coffee.
prototype001:
hammeroid replied to your post: Now that Hammer’s back I guess you’re happy, huh? We know you’re his sexbot but can you feel anything when you two do it?
Someone’s jealous. Don’t pay attention to them Babe.
I do not, however I am growing tired of how many times I have been referred to as a ‘sex robot’. I am not simply for that purpose, correct?
Hey I doubt a ‘sex...
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tricksterofthegrid:
hammeroid:
tricksterofthegrid:
hammeroid:
Hey there. Justin Hammer. I’m sure you’ve heard of me.
Sorry love, I’m still not familiar with many users. I am Castor, by the way.
Zeke has a file on you, I’m familiar with it. As long as your more agreeable than I-tunes I’m sure we’ll get along.
Good to meet you face-to-face Castor.
*chuckles* I cannot decide if...
prototype001:
I was uncertain if you wished to make use of the ‘Floor’ option, Sir.
Well, you know- they are those words that I am programmed to tell you all the time. The ones that prompt such happy responses when they are returned. An intelligent human-classified such as yourself is sure to know what I am referring to.
Well I am pretty itelligent.
Guess I’ll just have to say...
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001 replied to your post: Would it help if I reiterated that I love you very much?
//accessing:default_language_override:French// Je t’aime plus que je n’aime chatons, et de belles tenues?
Pas tout à fait ce que j’avais à l’esprit. Essayez quelque chose d’un peu plus créatif…
If you know what I mean Babe.
Yes, I am certain...
tricksterofthegrid started following you
tricksterofthegrid:
hammeroid:
Hey there. Justin Hammer. I’m sure you’ve heard of me.
Sorry love, I’m still not familiar with many users. I am Castor, by the way.
Zeke has a file on you, I’m familiar with it. As long as your more agreeable than I-tunes I’m sure we’ll get along.
Good to meet you face-to-face Castor.
prototype001:
hammeroid:
prototype001 replied to your post: Would it help if I reiterated that I love you very much?
//accessing:default_language_override:French// Je t’aime plus que je n’aime chatons, et de belles tenues?
Pas tout à fait ce que j’avais à l’esprit. Essayez quelque chose d’un peu plus créatif…
If you know what I mean Babe.
Yes, I am certain that I know.
//processing//
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tricksterofthegrid started following you
Hey there. Justin Hammer. I’m sure you’ve heard of me.
prototype001 replied to your post: Would it help if I reiterated that I love you very much?
//accessing:default_language_override:French// Je t’aime plus que je n’aime chatons, et de belles tenues?
Pas tout à fait ce que j’avais à l’esprit. Essayez quelque chose d’un peu plus créatif…
If you know what I mean Babe.
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prototype001 asked: Would it help if I reiterated that I love you very much?
tricksterofthegrid asked: [[OOC: OH MY GOD, HAMMEROID?! Whoever you are, you're perfect! Lurking your page forever and losing my mind omg.]]
prototype001 asked: Sir, please play nicely.
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i-tunes replied to your post: Gotta buy her off, huh?
Really ‘cus… oh… /oh/ fuck.
Oh yeah.
prototype001 replied to your photoset
//accessing:misc_response:[!!!]// Really? They are all for me?
Of course they’re all for you babe, who else would they be for?
i-tunes asked: Gotta buy her off, huh?
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